You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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