Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wish i was in the wii world.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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