SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
His nipple licking is glorious
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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