If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
That reminds me...we need to get swords
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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