I must be too annoying 4 u.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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