the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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