she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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