i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
