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(812): View more from Indiana

How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

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(408): View more from California

I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?

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(913): View more from Kansas

They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.

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(206): View more from Washington

Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game

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(876): View more from Jamaica

i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend

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(703): View more from Virginia

Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot

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