About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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