Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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