she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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