sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.