Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(954): View more from Florida

I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on

Fav 43 3478 1049
share tweet
(216): View more from Ohio

Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?

Fav 19 989 1642
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

Fav 56 14242 1958
share tweet
(204): View more from Manitoba

Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself

Fav 9 1297 4040
share tweet
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.

Fav 40 4728 1602
share tweet
(954): View more from Florida

I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.

Fav 11 2776 1277
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+61): View more from Australia

And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?

Fav 19 970 2043
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(540): View more from Virginia

I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.

Fav 1 496 794
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

THIS FUCKNUGGET

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

THE HO

Fav 0 36 14
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT