You were right. It hurts to walk today.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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