We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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