i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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