If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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