remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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