very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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