Betty ford says i'm here all night
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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