Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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