Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
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Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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