jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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