is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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