I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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