somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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