11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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