i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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