Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I party with great urgency now.
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