Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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