Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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