My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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