I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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