dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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