So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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