It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
NoShamevember. You game?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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