from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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