oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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