So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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