More tranny stories later!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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