I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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