break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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