Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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