i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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