He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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