It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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