He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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