the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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