I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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