when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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