so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this just has baby written all over it
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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