What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
only you would photoshop your dick
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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