so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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