Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
id be glad to
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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