bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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