Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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