i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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