He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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