I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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