Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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