Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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